Taylor Swift's Stage Malfunction

Apparently there's a video going around the web of Taylor Swift having a dress malfunction on stage during one of her concerts. A brush of wind went under her dress and the front row got a special show, but that's not the kicker ladies and gentlemen. She didn't show her tities, pussy, or ass(well it does involved her butt). She wore GRANNY PANTIES!!!. PADDED GRANNY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!! Bitch should be ashamed of herself come the fuck on. White girls if you ever want a big ass EAT!!!!!!!!! In case some guy comes up to you looking at your ass and in his mind he's like "I'm going to play with that ass tonight" End up going to her place for some coffee and biscuits takes off her panties, turns out she ain't got no ass and she wore that padded shit to fool a motherfucker who's probably going to jack off at some porn site or those bra infomercials. I also found out that Pippa Middleton ass is also padded. I had fantasies about you bitch! Fooling the world with your fake ass. You just wanted the spotlight because you're sister is going to be Queen of England someday. Point to this story is people granny panties are bad, but padded granny panties are EVIL!!!